Thursday, January 14, 2010

steak & blowjob day!



today is a very important holiday, ladies. how you perform today will determine just how good your feb 14th is this year.

steak and blowjob day was created as a way for women to sucker their men into getting them really awesome and expensive v-day gifts (jewelry, designer handbags, matching stain-less steel appliances, you get the idea).

we celebrate this prestigious holiday every jan 14, one month before the biggest female-oriented holiday in the world. this gives our guys plenty of shopping/spending time before the big day!

see how smart we are?

now, keep in mind that, like all holidays, it is important that each person finds their own way of celebrating. the words 'steak' and 'blowjob' are merely suggestions--not absolute rules.

bottom line: figure outyour guy's sweet spot (you should, truthfully, already know it by now) and milk it for all it's worth.

you can all thank me next month!

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