Friday, January 15, 2010

steak & blowjob hangover day!

okay,so yesterday was a great day (at least for the men in our lives), but today seems a bit lacking in, say, fabulous-ness.

we don't want to squander all of that hard-laid (haha) groundwork that we put in on steak and blowjob day by cruising through the next month. hells, no, ladies: we've got to trick these men into not just thinking, but truly believing that we are so exceptionally awesome that we absolutely definitely deserve jewelry, designer handbags, and matching stainless steel appliances.

this quick chili recipe will at least get you through dinner tonight:

1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
1 lb lean ground beef

1 large onion, chopped

3 cloves garlic, minced

2 chili peppers (more if you dare), coarsely chopped

28-oz can chopped tomatoes

1 small can tomato paste

19-oz can black beans, rinsed and well-drained

1 tbsp dried oregano

1 tbsp dried basil

salt and pepper to taste (duh)


in large skillet heat olive oil over medium heat. add ground beef and cook until well browned. add onion and cook until soft. add garlic and chili peppers and cook until soft, about 5 min.


add chopped tomatoes and tomato paste. stir well and heat until bubbling.


add beans, spices, salt and pepper and turn to low heat. simmer for 20 min.
serve on its own or over elbow macaroni noodles.


30 min total
6 servings


get yourself some bonus points and do all the clean-up without bitching (yes, it's hard not to bitch, but just do it so you can get some sweet presents, okay?).

try this:
'hey, honey, i'll clean up. why don't you go relax and watch some tv?'
pour yourself a giant glass of wine, chug half, and bust those dishes out.
trust me, in a month it will ALL be worth it.

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